Anyone Have Jay Leno's Address!?

http://www.daily-chronicle.com/articles/2010/04/20/00241535/index.xml

My two favorite lines in this story are:

"Jones had the drugs stuffed in his sock when he went to the DeKalb police station on Monday to be interviewed about a Friday afternoon robbery, DeKalb Police Sgt. Bob Redel said."

"He met us down here to be interviewed. We didn't bring him in," Redel said.

Wow. Unbelievable. This story belongs on Leno.

Towns brace for financial holes if state cuts funding :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Metro & Tri-State

Towns brace for financial holes if state cuts funding :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Metro & Tri-State


Just when Elgin and Aurora started taking a dent out of the crime rate . . .

Couple charged with living in Waterman home they didn't own | Daily Chronicle

Couple charged with living in Waterman home they didn't own | Daily Chronicle


Unfortunately, I am not surprised at this story. That kind of squatting happens more frequently in third world countries, though.

Boy, 11, tries to fend off man attacking his mom on NW Side :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Chicago Crime

Boy, 11, tries to fend off man attacking his mom on NW Side :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Chicago Crime

I hope the kid and his mother make it. There better be a 'special' place in hell for that SOB.